The "What would you do if Zombies attacked?" Game.

[Drifter]

Well, I've been watching Land of the Dead, over and over again tonight. I'm afria dto go to sleep, and I'm hyper. This thread is the product of all of those put together. XD

This also is spurred by a dream I had last night, when zombies attacked.

So, what I would do, is this. Essentially my dream revised abit. All names I'll try to hide alittle more then usual...But not much since I'm lazy. XD

1st. Gather those I know into one place. In my dream it just kind of happened auto-matically. XD But I would do the best I could to gather those I know to my house. I say my house, since most people are too afraid to tell me where exactly they live... I'm not sure why... >.> So they'll just have to come here. Counting them all, there would be around..... Myself, 3 bros, mom, dad, dog, cat. Then, Gobbles, Kitster, Flame On, D.Angel, Overclock, B-Dawg, Ranger Rick.. And that's all.

This would require random strip searches to ensure none of them were bitten..... Hey, that's just what happened in my dream, leave me alone. XD

2nd Across the street like 100 feet is a police station. Fully loaded with weapons, ammunition, and even an amored car. You know where I'm going with this.

I'd take some of the sharper and larger knives in the kitchen in my house, put on my viking helmate, and old armor. Grab my old sword as well, and run out like an idiot/madman, chopping anythign that gets in the way. heading for the police station. Carrying a backpack full of other bags as well, to carry as many guns and whatnot into the car, and home for everyone else to use. Hopefully without being bitten or killed. XD Thoguh knowing my luck, all the police people would be zombies with guns.

The only problem with me going alone like this, in a dream, as opposed to real life. Is in real life, what happens to me is in MY hands. As opposed to someone writing a story about it. I don't like what happens to me being part of what someone else does. But when I control myself, I have more of a chance to die. XD

So, after gathering the nessacary equipment, I would steal the car and drive it home, preferably the back driveway, since there's less a chance of zombies being there. Load everyone up, and head towards the local Krogers.

3rd. Krogers, as I assume most of you don't know, is a food store. So, an obvious chioce to go to. Since there are no big malls around here. *shot*

None of that "let's split up gang" B.S. We'd all go in together, I ain't lettin' NOBODY die... I wouldn't be able to handle killing them as a zombie...and I'm sure no one else would, so I'd be the one who'd have to..... As par for the course...

So, after blocking the doors and entrances by stacking large portions of the food shelves in front of them. Too large and heavy for a zombie smacking it like an idiot to move, when youput them in a row and stacked and such. Then you build a base of operators. Hopefully the building would have it's own backup power generator, incase the power goes out, which, oh, it will, naturally. it always goes out at times when you need it. And again, I don't want anybody to die.

4th/ Stick it out, and it's huntin' season. Using the car, we'd go out and hunt down any zombies nearby, ramming, shooting them, blowing them up using homemade explosives..The usual. To ensure that no zombies can get in. They ARE slow though, so even if we don't get them all, within like a mile or something, ti would take them a day or 17 to get to us. And the Krogers has a gas station near it. Along with a BlockBuster, GoldStar, SuperClips, and a bunch of other junk. So we're kinda set.

After that, just kinda stick it out. If we run out of supplies, we could always go out to get more, or move on to another place.

Killing zombies, blarring loud music, rampaging against them and hunting them down to survive... Ya know, the usual stuff. GOing on raids on buildings and such.

I don't live in a big city like all the movies prettymuch have been made taking place at, so there shouldn't be THAT many to deal with... I'd hope.

Sooo...yeah, that's what I would do.

So, tell me what YOU all would do?

And yeah, this is the forum games section...But this is kind of more like a question, but it's still better suited here then elsewhere I think. ;P

[Kitty]

drifter said:

3rd. Krogers,

XD I have had sooo mandy kroger dreams. One of which I am scared for life from. I was 5, okay? My mom and I are walking back by the bakery part, and I always liked going there to look at the bakes - right. And the guy behind the counter in running this small game. Its like a kiddie pool with fish, and you get the fake fishing pole and everything and see if you get a winning fish. Okay, mom gave me a bunc of change and I put it on the counter. CUE VILLIAN SLOW MOTION HEAD RISE. He growls at me...then takes out an like this ...atumotica..chain..axe... and starsr chasing me down the isles because I gave him too much money .......


zombies..


right..


Hm,
Had one about this graveyard behind my house. There's this old tree there, kind of part way up a small hil/ditch (oxyomron >> I dunno how to explain it)
like a "low shoulder?" XD
Anyhow. Theres these 3 friends. And they somehow died. I dunno how. But they made these twig-ish crosses and put them in the tree
but the tree is dead now. It's rotted. from the crosses, i think. And the three guys are watching from the crosses or something freaky. And whatever will ever come in contact with them shall die or rot or implode or something gruesome. That's another fream from when I was about 5. I'm sure it's demented to you. But. Ah. EH...I remember a lot of my early dreams because they scared the crap out of me, and now it's somethign I get a giggle from...
They were zombies in a way. Because they still try to draw people to the lovely shade tree..Where they will soon be the new addition to the graveyard. >.>
DONT GO IN THE SHADE! STAY AWAY FROM THE SHADE!

This other zombie ish dream. It was...quite freaky. But me and a few friends meet up in a mcdonalds. And this one guy who was executed is back for revenge - against the people who turned him in. And guess who that was - >>. Heh.
So he says hes gonna take everything thats important to me. And I'm like no...You cant find me. And see. we're inside mcdonalds on steak out. He can't go inside buildings for some reason. It's his weakness. But theres a whole bunch of stores in the stripmall area, and hes not sure which one. So what he does it blow them up one by one, and shoot it down till nothing remains. And hes down to leaving Mcdonalds and Wendys or a DQ or something. And the waitress/cashier girl says something like WE SHOULD JUST GET HIS ATTENTION AND GET IT OVER WITH!
And I'm like no.Hes on the other side. We need to make a break into the woods - or hes just gonna blow us up And then right when i say that, half the mcdonalds is gone. But He thinks he pretty much got everyone in the mcdees.
"OKAY EVERYONE IM MAKING A BREAK TO THE WOOD, STAY HERE IF YA WANNA DIE!" And like right after I'm far enough from the building, the mcdees splodes. Figures, no one followed me. I'm almost at the trees, and he sees me now, and I make a running leap and suddenly I'm like gliding. It's weird. gliding. And he cant glide. But he says hes alreeady eliminated 3 states. And he'll catch me eventually.
If I recall, he got Ohio, Florida, and a couple inbetween XD. Like I'ma flee all over the country right? Well - I said..


:blinks self awake: Whoa..weird dream.

[nobody]

Hmm a zombie plan eh... Well I belong to a government program that trains people from the ages of 16 to 24 (me being 17.) in their desired trade, I have chosen culinary arts. There is also welding, brick laying, buisness technology, carpentry, etc. But I'm going to automatically assume that the zombie invasion occurs when I'm in the middle of work.

Step 1) I will arm myself with one of my chef knifes and head off to seek out some survivors, especially a welder and staff member..

Step 2) I would head to one of the main offices on campus and take one of the keys to the buses. Before going to the bus I will stock up on weapons from the maintenance shop, the maintenance shop holds many power tools (chains saws in particular). If I have enough time I would run to the carpentry shop for nail guns and soon hit the brick shop for their shovels and sledge hammers. This is when the survivors I have obtained would be useful, they would help me load the bus with the acquired artilery.

step 3) head to the nearest gun store and stock up.

step 4) commandeer a train. with the welders I have saved we would fortify it to be able to withstand a zombie horde. Sides zombies will have a hard time tipping a train over. Plus we can just plow right through the zombies.

step 5) Over all I would continue to travel the cities, towns, fields, searching for survivors and at stations stop and raid the nearest walmart for supplies.

Of course there is a bunch of holes in this but I will try my best to stick with the plan.